Courtney Stodden's 'Natural' Breasts Are World's Greatest Mystery

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Courtney StoddenI am entirely jealous of Courtney Stodden, not because she has snagged herself that smart, talented, hunk-of-a-husband Doug Hutchison old enough to be her weird grandpa, but because of her breasts. They are unreal, aren't they? Truthfully, anyone with the inclination and about $10,000 lying around could go out and get themselves a pair that look exactly like them, too ... but not really exactly because did you hear last week's big news? Courtney Stodden's breasts are completely natural, people. She had a breast ultrasound on Dr. Drew last week to prove it. 

Despite one pretty tense moment where the technician performing the exam said she thought she detected a "round" object in there, in the end, she concluded those puppies are real. We can all sleep better at night now.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm so obsessed with Courtney Stodden's breasts that I go around all day studying pictures of them. That would just be sick. Rather, this has become akin to an academic pursuit, something of a scientific impossibility that I just can't wrap my head around, like the theory of relativity or Bigfoot. I just need the truth or life can't go on. That, plus I hate liars.

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If you look at those modeling shots of Stodden around age 12 or 13, you will see that Stodden had a totally different body. That must have been some puberty, because we are talking a major transformation and at least eight or 10 cups sizes in a span of three years. Or else there are some other possible non-surgical explanations for Courtney Stodden's perfectly massive breasts that everyone is missing ...

-- A really amazing push-up bra

-- The ultrasound tech needs glasses

-- The ultrasound tech fibbed

-- Courtney consumed way too much chicken and "conventional" milk as a child

-- An optical illusion

-- The boob clamp

Face it, some mysteries in life are not meant to be explained.

Are you buying that Courtney Stodden's breasts are completely real? Does stuff like that really happen in nature?

 

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tuffy... tuffymama

What the hell does she do? Why are we paying attention to this woman pretending to be a child? It's so weird.

nonmember avatar blh

Psh I've always drank milk like nobody business and I only have B's. I wish that's really how it worked. However no one will ever convince me those boobs are real, or that she's only 17. There's just no way in hell.

musta... mustanggt_97

I have been an Ultrasound tech since 2007 and hold a breast speciality license. First off that whole 'ultrasound' was completely fake! The first image where they thought they saw an implant was her liver! Courtney had to be in on the whole sham because the ultrasound technician would be scanning her abdomen to see the liver, not her breast. Then suddenly when the tech tries a 'different' angle, she is finally scanning actual breast tissue, and from what I was able to see there was no implant. Plus the technician was using the incorrect probe. I almost wonder if the 'images' were a pre-recording of some sort? The breast tissue was pretty small on the ultrasound images and she appears to have very large breasts. What a huge scam!

nonmember avatar Tatiana

Ive seen pictures of her in the White bathing suit, that's a Miraculous bra top bathing suit. I work for a certain lingerie company and have plenty of boob experience. I wouldnt be surprised if she wear a miraculous bra, which gives you TWO full cup sizes extra, every day. But honestly, with the height and shape of her breasts, she has a boob job. I mean hell she got married at 16, wear alot of makeup, and dresses trashy. A boob job is practically required.

Stacey. Stacey.

LOL like they cant "fake" an ultrasound? ITS TV they fakle stuff all day everyday. This would hardly be difficult to pull off.

MarieSue Max

People ask if my boobs are fake all the time .whats with all the obsession and hate? its horrible. i mean i cant wear a tank top without some bitch gossiping and dirty looks. is it that serious? i feel like i have to wear baggy shirts at the gym for a problem that shouldnt even be a concern to strangers anyways!

nonmember avatar jen

I hit puberty at 13 and went from 0 to 36 d in a matter of months...it CAN happen

nonmember avatar wt?

Dear God why are we talking about this?

lehof... lehoffman

I don't know why this is still a "mysery". They sell these bras everywhere. I have one, yes, i too can have courtney stodden boobs. Two cups sizes and tons of padding. The pictures in her swimsuit show the unnatural gaps that form when you try to push your boobs up that far. From the pictures, I bet she has B's and the padding makes them that size. 

jessi... jessicasmom1

I never even heard of these people . But I have big breasts and all natural people star at them all the time!!! 

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