Vulva Wedding Dress. VULVA WEDDING DRESS. (This Is Sort of NSFW)

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WeddingAhhh, weddings.

They're a magical time in a woman's life, and every bride wants her own wedding to be the one everybody remembers.

To that end, brides often try to plan weddings that will differ a bit from the norm.

Some, like Kim Kardashian, opt to clothe their bridesmaids in unconventional white dresses.

Others wear frilly wedding sneakers underneath their dresses.

And some opt to sew a gigantic, handmade vulva to the front of their gown.

You know where I'm going with this, don't you?

Click through to see the Vulva Wedding Dress ... IF YOU DARE.



Vulva Wedding DressI don't think there's really anything more to say after seeing this photo, but allow me to try to come up with ... words.

A She's Still Got It reader sent me a link to the picture, which comes from a website that really has nothing more to add as to this dress's backstory.

I did a little Internet sleuthing and couldn't turn up any more information. (But, uh, let me just advise you right now NOT to do an Internet search for 'vulva wedding dress.' My innocence = GONE.) If you know who owns this gown and why it was made, please, PLEASE let us know.

I feel certain there's a GREAT story behind this photo!

This may be the dumbest question I've ever asked on this blog ...

Would YOU wear a vulva wedding dress?


Image via M_WalzEriksson/Flickr, Urlybits

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Bertha21 Bertha21

GROSS! lol never.

Annie Stoecker

I think it's kind-of awesome. As for wearing it....uhm, well I REALLY like the dress without the lady parts!

NatAndCo NatAndCo

Only if the groom has to wear a giant penis pinned to his lapel... I like symmetry :)

nonmember avatar blh

That's has got to be the ugliest, stupidest thing I've ever seen lol.

jagam... jagamama0710

LOL Thank you for this laugh. I am super sick right now so it was greatly needed.

I feel like we should all spread it around the internet, searching for someone who knows the story behind it. 

"Do you know this vulva dress?"

Doomy234 Doomy234

That's the classiest wedding dress I have seen in quite some time. Lol.

I just hope there were no children attending that wedding.

Melis... Melissa042807

That would be a very pretty dress without the giant vagina attached to the front...just...WHY??????

Annie Stoecker

I agree with NatAndCo: What did the groom wear???

Rhond... RhondaVeggie

I know it's been doing the round for a while anyway, it's been a few years since I first saw it. If I remember rightly it was an art piece rather than a real wedding dress but don't quote me on that, my head is full of all kinds of usualess dross from the intertubes.

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