The first time I bought a pair of Spanx, I was so shifty-eyed and secretive, I might as well have been buying drugs. I felt like the purchase was an admission that I'd never again have the perfectly svelte body of my college days. It was depressing. Embarrassing. Soul-crushing.
If only Kristen Stewart's scandalous Spanx secret had been exposed back then ... I would have felt so much better.
Yes, girls, in a recent appearance on the Tonight Show, Kristen's daringly bare dress exposed a little more leg than she bargained for, giving millions of viewers a view of her ....
SPANX.
KRISTEN STEWART WEARS SPANX.
Yessssssssss!
To be honest, I'm not surprised. I've heard rumors that all the Hollywood A-listers wear Spanx, whether they weight 90 pounds or ... 110 pounds. Now that I'm a proud Spanx-sporter, I wish I had discovered them a long time ago. No matter how slim you are, you could probably still use an undergarment that smooths over bumps and lumps, and keeps you from feeling like you have to suck in your stomach all night long.
Still, it's nice to see a gaunt girl like Kristen wearing Spanx. It makes me feel more normal.
I'm guessing she was wearing this:
Spanx Super Higher Power Shaper (Lord & Taylor, $38).
Rookie move, Kristen. Next time, I'd suggest you opt for the Spanx Higher Power Brief instead.
At any rate, maybe it'll convince our dear 'Bella Swan' to wear something a little less ... bare ... the next time she's on national television.
But that's another post for another time.
Are you surprised that Kristen Stewart wears Spanx?
Screen grab via The Tonight Show
Image via Lord & Taylor
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Comments (54)
agreed... the girl does seem to have some modesty, unlike some of the other actresses her age...
Trust me, she would not be wearing "shorts" under her dress! LOL.
There was a pic of Beyonce floating around a while back - TWO pairs on at the same time. Makes me feel quesy just thinking about it, yet she was rockin' the Today Show or something. I'm looking for a head to toe solution currently. ;-)
Just goes to show that everyone has issues, no matter how thin they are. But I'm glad all we see is her spanx and not her undies.
Yep, they ALL wear Spanx. :-) They would like us peasants in the general population to believe they're just naturally perfect, but they have a slew of secrets that would make all of us cringe in pain.
Me, I love Spanx. Especially under clingy dresses. I bought my first pair to wear under a bridesmaid dress that had a clingy floaty skirt, and I never looked back. They were especially awesome after I had my first baby, and I had to dress up a couple of times before I lost the weight and my stomach went back to semi-normal.
Honestly........who cares truly? At the end of the day she is just like you and me.
Could just be part of the dress