Kardashian Housewares Just Might Drive Me Krazy

Kardashian KollectionI can remember a time when I loved the show Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

In a weird way, I sort of related to certain aspects of Kim's, Khloe's, and Kourtney's personalities, and I loved their wacky antics and celebrity drama.

Now, though, I'm SO OVER THEM.

Can you say "overexposed"?

The Kardashians have put their names on everything from perfumes to Silly Bandz to credit cards, and their new Kardashian Kollection ads for Sears are everywhere you look.

But the Kardashian sisters' latest money-making venture just might put me over the edge.

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TMZ reports that the sisters have filed papers for a patent on "Kardashian Kollection Home."

Says TMZ:

According to the documents, the Kardashians plan to use the trademark on everything from bath mats, to hand towels, pillow covers, sheets, golf towels, football towels, linens candlesticks, and even beer mugs!!!

The K-squad also wants to use the name on flatware, kitchen knives, picture frames, and window blinds too.

Let the weeping and gnashing of teeth commence!

I'm now envisioning a post-apocalyptic world in which we're all wearing standard-issue Kardashian Kollection leopard-print jumpsuits, eating off Kardashian Kollection plates.

Drinking Kardashian Kool-Aid.

My question now is WHO will be buying Kardashian beer mugs, kitchen knives, and football towels? WHO?

Will it be you?

 

Image via Sears.com

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