Jessica Simpson Shows Us How Not to Hide a Pregnant Belly

Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson still isn't saying whether she's pregnant, but at this point, a picture's worth a thousand words.

I mean, come on.

I'd say she's about five months along at this point, don't you think?

I don't really understand why she's not admitting that she's with child. I mean, it's one thing during the first trimester, when you can't really tell anyway -- but at this point, it's just weird.

Regardless, I've got important news for Jessica:

Wearing a form-fitting tunic top and leggings is not the best way to conceal a mid-term pregnancy.

Want to see some other clothes you really shouldn't wear when trying to hide a baby bump?

Read on!

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Bikini

I'd advise you to avoid bikinis if trying to hide your pregnancy.

 

BebeYou'd also do well to stay away from any dress with 'bodycon' in its title. Hell, just go ahead and avoid Bebe entirely.


AmazonThinking of hiding your pregnancy with a sheer body stocking? Think again.

 

FarfetchHoney, I know you've been dying to wear this craptastic leotard. But I guarantee everyone will know you've got a not-so-secret baby on board!

 

Pink MascaraFinally, I strongly urge you pregnant women to step away from the latex leggings. That gigantic secret baby needs to breathe!

Now, does anyone know Jessica's email address?

 

Images (top to bottom): Splash News, Nancy Meyer, Bebe, Amazon, Farfetch, Pink Mascara

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