Lindsay Lohan’s Courtroom Makeup Was the Real Crime

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lindsay lohanI wonder what Lindsay Lohan is doing right now. Think she's icing her wrists because of the handcuff bruises? Or maybe she's picking out what to wear to her community service assignment at the morgue -- would all black be too obvious? But in all likelihood, the 25-year-old "actress" is standing in front of a fire hose as her assistants scrub her face with a pumice stone and soap.

Because truly? I see no other way to remove that pound of blush/bronzer that she wore to her courtroom hearing on Tuesday. She may have stolen a necklace, she may missed some visits to the psychiatrist and the women's center, but the real crime, folks, was her makeup.

Let's think of some reasons Lindsay would ever leave the house looking like that. Firstly, she simply could've wanted to take attention away from her awful teeth -- in which case, she was successful. No one's talking about her dirty nubs anymore. In fact, LiLo managed to avoid being photographed showing her choppers during the entire proceeding. Winning!

Or, you know, normal people use blush to contour the face, so maybe Lindsay was feeling and/or looking a little puffy and thought makeup could help. It's unfortunate she had to put it on using an oven mitt for a brush, and it's a shame there were no mirrors around, and man does it suck that she had to apply it while in a car going over a tremendous amount of potholes, but puffy she did not look. Another win?

Or thirdly, perhaps Lindsay was headed to an '80s-themed Halloween party after her court appearance. You know Linds! Not one to turn down a party invite, maybe she got a jump start on her costume. And lastly, perhaps she was paying homage to her mother. Them Lohans love them some blush. Yeesh.

Why do you think Lindsay wore that terrible makeup?

 

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Kritika Kritika

She looks like she should be in one of those "before meth, after meth" threads.

ChellS77 ChellS77

I can tell you exactly what's happening here ... she's going the Britney Spears' route and losing her damn mind. Tell me this girl doesn't look crazy?! She looks like one of those has-been actresses of about 70-80 years old who still thinks she's a superstar, when in reality she's a headcase that everyone laughs at. There is NO GOOD REASON for going to court with dirt on your face.

KBW2 KBW2

Agreed! I thought Anna Nicole Smith crazy-- which is a sickness.. She needs real help.

Melis... Melissa042807

I really hope she gets straightened out and we don't find her dead on the floor of an overdose. We don't need to lose more young people. 

Andrea Byrd Plate

Wow...looks like she was made up at a mortuary.  Seriously, that's the kind of slap that undertakers love to pile on.


 

popta... poptart0325

She really does look terrible.  She really does look like someone who is struggling with addiction to drugs, alcohol or maybe even both.  I really hope she gets her act together one day, she is nothing but a disappointment.

Lotus... LotusMoonflower

I completely agree with the above post. I know this sounds reallly stupis, seeing as how I dont personally know Lilo, but, Im really actually worried about her. She does not look well at all....maybe THATS what she was trying to cover up with the makeup. I dont say this to be mean, but I dont think that anyone would really be surprised if she turned up dead for an overdose. I seriously hope someone steps in and gives her the help she so desperately needs.

tuffy... tuffymama

Love that picture. Poor thing looks like she'll age as a female Peter Lorre. Glad she had her dental work done, though. Hope she remembers to brush this time.

Lindsay Christine Kelsey

She needs some serious, hardcore, intensive therapy.  And even then, I don't think it would work.

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