In a pilot for Kanye West's puppet show that never went anywhere -- Alligator Boots -- Kim Kardashian accidentally hit a nerve with men everywhere. In the pilot episode, she wears the ultimate male sex fantasy outfit. And it's not what you think it is.
Kim Kardashian was a guest star on the ill-fated show that featured West with puppets (what?). The show may have gone nowhere and never made it past the pilot, but Kim K. emerged with the biggest claim to fame by wearing this outfit. Because, while Kim is hot and sexy and curvy all on her own, there is one outfit that makes any women look all three at once. What is it about this one outfit that does it?
Any guesses as to what it might be? (Hint: It's in the photo at left.)
It's the Star Wars steel bikini! I've had three serious relationships (and one marriage), and in all of them, the number one sexual fetish they all had was that slave bikini Princess Leia wore when she was kidnapped by Jabba the Hutt.
It's sexy, of course. But I think it's about more than that. Men of a certain age were just coming into their own when Return of the Jedi came out, and then they were probably watching it on video when they became more and more sexual.
For some, Leia provided their first sexual thoughts. If you ever want your man to do anything you desire, just find that bikini and rock it like Carrie Fisher. Kim Kardashian is actually a lot like the steel bikini herself. She is really not THAT sexy, but somehow you have been told so many times that she is that she kind of becomes so. Scary, no?
So even though Kanye West's show went nowhere, the image of Kim K. rocking that bikini lives on. She looks good, right?
Would you ever wear that for your man?
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