Ugliest Shoes in the World Carry a Shocking Price Tag

J.CrewY'all. I think J.Crew is f%(*ing with us.

A couple of weeks ago, I showed you the horrendous Porcupine Popover.

Well now I'd like to present to you the Quoddy Leopard Calf Hair Boot.

Each Quoddy Leopard Calf Hair Boot is meticulously handmade ...

... apparently by a gay hobbit.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

But the real shocker about these boots is the price tag ...


These little boots will run you ...


I am not even kidding!

And if fake leopard skin isn't your thing, you can also get them in brown or olive.

J.Crew brags on its site that these shoes are only available through J.Crew.


I wonder why?

At any rate, even if I were a multimillionaire, it would be a cold day in hell before I wore these boots, and even then it would only be by a stone fireplace on a rainy day in the moors of England. And I'd probably have to drink three hot toddies before I could bear to put them on my feet.

What about you?

What do you think of these *cough* *hideous* *cough* *cough* shoes?


Image via J.Crew

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