Is This the Perfect Bikini?

Perfect Tan BikiniHere's something totally new in the swimsuit world.

The Perfect Tan Bikini doesn't need straps to stay up. Want to know why?

The bikini cups stay on not with straps, but instead with waterproof adhesive that's activated by the heat of your body.

Perfect Tan Bikini

This means that you can remove your bikini straps for a better tan without getting arrested for indecent exposure.

It also means NO MORE WARDROBE MALFUNCTIONS.

Sounds pretty awesome right? And potentially even worth the $95 it takes to buy a Perfect Tan Bikini.

But wait! Let's read the instructions on how to make it work:

  1. Clean and dry the areas where the adhesive strips will touch your skin.
  2. Pull off the protective paper strips that are over the adhesive, but save them for reactivating the adhesive the next time you wear your top*
  3. Place the cup over your breast, pressing from the outside first, moving to the center of your torso.

Use a blow dryer to increase adhesive.
*To reactivate adhesive: reposition protective strips over adhesive, press on with hot iron.
This will allow adhesive to last through several reapplications.
Remember to save the paper strips.

Okay, now I'm seeing some problems.

First of all, who has time to reactivate the adhesive with a hot iron every time she wants to wear a bikini?

Second of all, the adhesive only lasts through "several" reapplications? How many is several? Three? Five?

Ninety-five dollars for a bikini that you can only wear six times?

No thanks!

I can see one great use for a Perfect Tan Bikini: beauty pageants.

Otherwise, I think I'll stick with my tried-and-true straps, thank you very much.

What do you think of this new style of bikini?

 

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jonellg jonellg

THat's stupid. I have no problem getting a tan without many tan lines. Just  lay out in a different bikini daily. DUH!

ashjo85 ashjo85

I don't much fancy gluing ANYTHING to my breasts.

ILove... ILoveKamNKate

Why don't we just put band-aids over our nipples already?  This is rediculous.

PonyC... PonyChaser

I give it one shot off the diving boards, and I'm flashing the entire pool.


No thanks, I'll stick with my full-strap Speedo, thanks!! I can actually swim in it!

nonmember avatar purejoy

There is not enough adhesive on this planet to keep my girls covered. Just sayin…

Lawry Smiley

isn't there already a name for that at like 10 bucks for 3 pairs @ the local stripper store called PASTIES?


 

hobbi... hobbit1123

$95? no thanks...I doubt they make it for ladies that are bigger then a DD cup anyways

Littl... LittleMrsLittle

I have a nude color, stick-on bra with no straps. It works great! I used it for my wedding and when wearing low backed or strapless outfits. It works for a few use after each cleaning. Maybe I'll save $95 and the ironing and tan in it ;)

Poiso... PoisonousHoney

I can't see anyone with one iota of self respect wearing this. Lets just do it like the burlesque performers and put some electrical tape over your nipples and call it a day. Ridiculous.

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