Brad Pitt Has a Butt Cut: Is Your Husband Next?

Brad PittBrad Pitt horrified me in a recent photo on the set of his latest film -- not because of his man scarf (which I loathe, by the way, but that's another post for another time), but because of his butt cut.

How long is it going to take celebrity males to realize that the butt cut looks good on NO ONE?

Not even Hollywood's most ruggedly handsome male faces?

It's as if the ruggedly handsome men of Hollywood have a secret fashion club, one where they all decide as a group to put a hideous trend to the test.

This butt cut trend has at least three other followers, and each of them has a solid reputation as an uber-handsome celebrity alpha male.

Want to see who I'm talking about? Read on!

The strongest evidence of a secret butt cut man club is that on the VERY SAME DAY Brad was spotted in his, Ashton Kutcher also made an appearance in one!

I know! Scary, right?

And I have already documented the butt cuts sported by David Beckham and Tom Brady.

Clearly, it's only a matter of time before butt cuts take over the world.

HORRORS.

The problem with these particular male stars is that they're all revered by men as much as women. Even if your husband won't admit it, he totally sits up and takes notice when Brad or Tom or David appear on the screen, and he secretly thinks he and Ashton would be buds if they knew each other.

You know where I'm going with this, girls.

Don't be surprised if your husband comes out of the bathroom soon with a part down the center, and expects you to bed him immediately.

The butt cut must be stopped.

Who's with me?

mage via Splash News

celeb style, horrors, hair, men's style

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Death... Deathlilly

You're crazy lol  :)

butte... butterflyfreak

Thanks goodness my husband doesn't follow trends in fashion and hairstyle. LOL He keeps his hair super short so he would need to grow it out quite a bit before he could pull off a "butt-cut." By then the trend will have moved on to something new so I'm safe. LOL

jagam... jagamama0710

LOL I don't think Tom Brady looks bad with it. The rest I agree with though. My husband isn't likely to have hair long enough for a butt cut in a very long time because he's in the army. He DID have one as a teenager though for a bit. lol 

frogg... froggyt11

i like it. lol

Jaimy Bisbee

Really? Do you have the same problem with women who part their hair down the middle? Would you say that a woman with that hair style has a "butt cut"? There's only so many ways to wear your hair, especially as a man, once it gets to a certain length. Unless of course you only like men with short, short hair.

Elizabeth Pattison

I think Brad looks good in that hair cut and I like the scarf! My husband has long past the long hair era, now he keeps his hair short. I think I will experience this hair style on my son. :P

Fallaya Fallaya

I like it on Brad.  Then again I'm totally biased when it comes to ANYTHING Brad and Angie!

Elizabeth Gronewald

Maybe he had it that way for his part in the movie. He was on set. Sometimes people have to look a certain way for a role, regardless of how they wish to look. It is called fitting the part and doing their job.

nonmember avatar Lafayette

Ciao
so you've never crosss the ocean? Why don't you like the scarf? And by the way it looks good on him as well, arrivederci

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