Brad Pitt horrified me in a recent photo on the set of his latest film -- not because of his man scarf (which I loathe, by the way, but that's another post for another time), but because of his butt cut.
How long is it going to take celebrity males to realize that the butt cut looks good on NO ONE?
Not even Hollywood's most ruggedly handsome male faces?
It's as if the ruggedly handsome men of Hollywood have a secret fashion club, one where they all decide as a group to put a hideous trend to the test.
This butt cut trend has at least three other followers, and each of them has a solid reputation as an uber-handsome celebrity alpha male.
Want to see who I'm talking about? Read on!
The strongest evidence of a secret butt cut man club is that on the VERY SAME DAY Brad was spotted in his, Ashton Kutcher also made an appearance in one!
I know! Scary, right?
And I have already documented the butt cuts sported by David Beckham and Tom Brady.
Clearly, it's only a matter of time before butt cuts take over the world.
The problem with these particular male stars is that they're all revered by men as much as women. Even if your husband won't admit it, he totally sits up and takes notice when Brad or Tom or David appear on the screen, and he secretly thinks he and Ashton would be buds if they knew each other.
You know where I'm going with this, girls.
Don't be surprised if your husband comes out of the bathroom soon with a part down the center, and expects you to bed him immediately.
The butt cut must be stopped.
Who's with me?
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