Lady Gaga attempted to shock the world yet again -- this time at the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto, where she performed wearing pants with blue pubic hair attached.
Clearly, Lady Gaga reads this blog.
We TOTALLY discussed pubic hair panties here way back in January!
Gaga, Gaga, Gaga ...
WHERE IS YOUR GAME?
However, the Lady did add one new element to her body hair shenanigans that intrigues me.
Can you guess what it is?
Blue armpit hair!
Have you ever heard of such a thing?
Sadly, the seller of the pubic hair panties that I wrote about back in January is "on vacation," and currently not offering any of her panties for sale.
I'm wondering, though, if Ms. Gaga simply depleted her stock.
However, if you're eager to get Gaga's look for yourself, there's hope! Malibu Betty is hair dye in blue specifically formulated for pubes! YAY. And if blue's not your bag, don't worry. Betty makes pubic hair dye in lots of other colors.
At any rate, I'm assuming you'd like to see video of Gaga's shocking blue pubic hair performance and I can deliver!
Let's hope this isn't the start of a new public pubic hair craze ...