What to Wear for Your Crotch Shot

April Peveteaux
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what to wear crotch shotSo much talk about the Anthony Weiner crotch shot this week! Is it or isn't it Weiner's wiener? Regardless if it is the Congressman's package, you have to admit that the choice in undergarments was a good one. Nicely fitted, but not grotesquely tight. A good solid bulge, without being too in-your-face. Well done hacker/Weiner!

The art of the crotch shot should not be underestimated. In addition to the proper lighting and background, you've got to have a killer pair of undies to make that photo go viral. Never fear, I'm here to help you. Here are my picks for the best crotch shot underpants. Now, get to tweeting!

Cosabella Amore Sweet Lowrider Hotpants

There's a lot of sexy in that particular pair of undies from Cosabella ($31). "Sweet" and "hotpants" = perfect crotch shot material.

best crotch shot underwearCalvin Klein Pretty Hipster

Calvin Klein makes super comfortable underwear, just an FYI. You'll hardly notice you're even wearing this pretty hipster ($20) as you flash your Twitter followers.

best crotch shot underwearBetsey Johnson Leopard Boyshorts

Betsey Johnson is crazy, you guys. So you know she's got a collection of radical underwear ready for the close-up. This week's pick is the leopard boyshorts ($22), but stay tuned for next season's collection, as she always has an array of unforgettable crotch-shot panties.

best crotch shot underwearHanky Panky Peek-a-Boo Midrise Veiled Thong

Say you're just going to go for it. On your wedding day. This is one crazy way to say, "Hey fellas, this is the last crotch shot you're going to get! Also, check out my butt!" Hanky Panky does indeed live up to its name with this peek-a-boo veiled thong ($36).

best crotch shot underwearVictoria's Secret Lace V-String

No crotch-shot collection is complete without an option from Victoria. Put it out there with this Hot, Hotter, Hottest Lace V-string ($9.50), just in case no one gets that you're so super hot by publicly showing your crotch.

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