I've noticed that the infamous CString is making the Internet rounds once again, after being showcased on The Doctors.
What's a CString, you ask?
Essentially, it's an underwire for your crotch.
You can wear it either as lingerie or, according to its makers, as a bikini.
(Good luck with not getting arrested should you choose to wear this on a public beach.)
Believe it or not, I bought a CString and tried it out for a beauty column ...
Want to know what I thought?
Keep reading!
Here's what I wrote for my beauty column in Her Nashville magazine about the c-string:
When the CString arrived, I have to admit, I was repulsed. The whole thing is basically a crotch underwire covered with cheap fabric, therefore it can only be hand washed. Ew. That night, I tried mine on while my husband was getting ready for bed. Then I took a look in the mirror.People, I’ve done a lot of things for this column. I’ve worn a Snuggie in public. I’ve had hot wax applied in places I can’t even mention here. But I would not, could not let my husband see me in a CString. It was just too… stupid.I can only imagine the looks on the faces of the women who receive their own CString for Christmas. Horror. Fear. Humiliation. The CString is a marriage-ender, people. And I doubt they take returns.
She said "rectal bacteria." Ew.
Moving on!
It's sharing time! Tell me if you'd wear a C-String, ladies ...
Image via CStringDirect.com


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Comments 27
My first reaction... I laughed... What a waste of wire and cloth that has to be hand-washed! Yuk! So does that mean people have to buy a new one all the time. It looks like it hurts! Lol! Ok I m finished....
It looks like a pink maxi pad!
My first and only thought about this entire post is....that model needs to eat a freaking sandwich!!! G-ross!
It looks so stupid and yeah it does look like a pink maxi pad.
underwire for your crotch? is it supposed to provide "support" like an underwire bra? prevent the dreaded cameltoe, maybe? i just don't see this catching on...
lmao!!! I saw that on the doctors! I'd try just about everything but heeeeelllllll no!!! I would never ever try that. I think I'd go blind if I saw myself in one of these things lol!! And as a bikini?!! WHAT!?! What kind of demented, whorish woman would wear this in public? I'd rather go naked than have a pad stuck in my crotch in public!!!
My husband nothing sexy about a Clamp