Pippa Middleton Can Make Toilet Paper Look Good

Nicole Fabian-Weber

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I look good.
Pippa Middleton couldn't be hotter right now. I don't just mean physically ('cause sister is hawt), I mean popular. I find myself Googling her for non-work purposes these days, just to see what she's up to. I'm kind of obsessed.

And clearly I'm not alone. The Internet is ablaze with news of the younger Middleton since she made her stunning debut at the Royal Wedding. Who's she dating? What's she wearing? How can I cut my hair like hers? Hell, her butt actually has its own Twitter account right now -- and it's pushing a thousand followers! 

But, as with all celeb/fashion icons-in-training, it was only a matter of time before we stumbled upon her ... checkered fashion past. Oh, Pippa, if only it were checkers.

Photos have (of course) recently surfaced of Pippa wearing -- I hate this expression, but it feels too apropos right now -- wait for it ... a dress made out of toilet paper! And that's not the shocking part. The shocking part is that it was used! No, I'm totally kidding. I couldn't resist. I'm gross. I shouldn't even be allowed to write about Pippa. No, the shocking part is she looks good in it! For reals.

If you clicked the link, how cute and tiny and lovely does she look? If you didn't, just trust us. I mean, I certainly don't think this is something Pippa should be proud of, because after all, she is wearing an outfit fashioned out of Charmin, but I don't know too many people who can pull off the bath tissue look this well. Bravo.

Of course, as Pippa pips her way through the fashion food chain, trying to make her way to the top, this is probably something she doesn't need people seeing. But I think it's fun! Clearly, this wasn't a serious attempt at an outfit -- it just looks like they're all hammered, having a good time. It happens to the best of us.

I would just be a little more mindful of what you decide to throw on after one too many glasses of champs (that's how we fancy folk say "champagne"), young Pippa. I mean, your sister is the Duchess of Cambridge; you wouldn't want to go embarrassing her.

Unless of course you ever get the bright idea to bust out your bridesmaid dress again. Because that won't ever be wrong.

What do you think of Pippa Middleton's toilet paper dress? How hot is she?


Image via Neil Mockford/Getty

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