I can't even believe I'm sharing this with you, but I woke up this morning with the MOST ENORMOUS ZIT EVER.
It's so big, in fact, that I'm afraid to leave the house!
I'm trying very hard not to pop it, but OMG, it is so HIDEOUS that it's hard not to touch it.
I haven't had a zit in YEARS. I don't even know what to do about it.
Assume now that I don't have any zit cream around the house. I mean, why would I?
I am 35 years old and 35-year-old women DO NOT GET ZITS!
So I need some sort of home remedy.
What do you do when you get an enormous zit? Besides take pictures of yourself on your laptop, I mean ...
Or is that just me?
Whatever. It is that kind of day.
Help a girl in distress, will you? Tell me what I should do! The future of my face DEPENDS ON IT.