I just thought I'd put this out there as a friendly reminder.
Leggings are (still) not pants.
Not even if you wear them with a black shirt and black fuzzy gloves.
Not even if you have a decent body.
Not even if you're at the Denver airport and want to look like you've just come off the slopes.
No, my friends.
LEGGINGS ARE STILL NOT PANTS.
I saw this poor woman yesterday and my first thought was:
OMG, WHERE ARE HER PANTS?
My second thought was:
LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!
This led to a fervent whispered discussion among my party about how this woman could have looked perfectly fine had she simply put on a cardigan over her outfit. Or worn a long, tunic top. Or a long vest. Or even a dress.
She wore her leggings as pants. And as a result, I know far more about her derriere than I ever wanted or needed to.
This was nothing on the other woman we saw at the airport, whose dress had gotten hiked up in her backpack and was walking through the terminal completely unaware that her rear end and panties were plainly visible to everyone behind her.
I won't show you that fashion faux pas, mostly because I couldn't get my camera out fast enough. And I couldn't tell her about it and put an end to her shame, because she was down the escalator before you could say "double-take."
Oh Denver airport. How far you are from the runways of Paris ...