Want Bigger Boobs? Try BOSOM MAX!

Bosom MaxJust when I think there's nothing new under the sun ...

Along comes the BOSOM MAX.

Apparently, the BOSOM MAX consists of a vibrating bra, a cream, and capsules, and by using it just 15 minutes a day, you can increase your breast size by up to a cup!

(No word on whether chanting, "We must, we must, we must increase our bust" while wearing the BOSOM MAX brassiere has any impact.)

And can you believe that all this and bigger boobs can be yours for the super-low price of $169.98?

Hey, it beats the cost of a boob job.

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE.

There's an absolutely hilarious video commercial to go with the ad! Click through to see it!

Shockingly, the BOSOM MAX website infomercial isn't anywhere to be found on YouTube, so you'll have to go to the BOSOM MAX website to see it.

It's totally worth watching, though. You'll LOLOLOL.

Next, check out the video testimonials. LMAO!!! I'm sorry, but every single one of these women seems to be a (seriously bad) actress. A seriously bad actress IN A PUSHUP BRA.

That's the thing about the BOSOM MAX. It's hard to tell whether it actually works because all of the "after" pics look like the same woman wearing a pushup bra!

Also, my BOSOM MAX testimonial actress friends? It's not pronounced "BUZZUM." It's "BOOH-zum." BOOH-zum. Mkay?

BOSOM MAX

So what do you think about the BOSOM MAX? Can you resist its Electrostatic Vibrations???

 

Image via BOSOMMAX.com

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mandy... mandyhornbuckle

Style dare. STYLE DARE. STTYYYLLLEEE DAAARE.

Chesh... Cheshire13

sidesplittinglaughteroh wow, I really needed that today!!!

Beths... Bethsunshine

I'm going to send the link to the website to my husband!!! I want one of those!!! sidesplittinglaughter

JenBr... JenBrooks76

LMAO!! I love how on the website the bosom max is 'vibrating' LOL.  And what is up with the one testimonial where she is sitting at her desking wearing hahahhahaha!!

Maken... MakenzieG

Oh my. This reminds me of the Beauty Lift High Nose! We see a lot of questions about pills and creams for breast enlargement on RealSelf. Docs' opinions are pretty much unanimous--they're crap! 


That being said, I would totally buy Bosom Max as a breast massager for those tender PMS days ;) That's how they should market all the unsold product that will be sitting in their warehouse! 


 

HTMommy HTMommy

APRIL FOOLS!

Amand... Amandalynn789

Did anybody else notice that the before pictures backgrounds were fake? Haha..they all took pictures in a studio after changing clothes and putting on push-ups. And look at the return policy, just lovely!

skrawli skrawli

yea. NONE of those women had implants. This has to be an April Fools!!  Good crap it has to be!!

Danielle Linsley

omg ridiculous....they truly are awful actresses and going from an A to a D without surgery...yeah.right.


 

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