Sperm Jeans. You're Welcome.

Sperm JeansApparently, it is the day of weird men's pants here on She's Still Got It, because these jeans have just been brought to my attention.

Yes, those are sperm.

And that makes these jeans ...

Sperm jeans.

No one seems to know who they belong to or where they came from, but the photo is making the rounds on the Internet and, as you can imagine, it's getting LOTS of attention.

Someone posted the photo on Reddit and the comments are almost funny as the jeans themselves.

Read on to see some of my favorites ...

Here's just a sampling ...

Tadpole Trousers? Sperm Slacks? Jism Jeans? Jeans with Genes?

Are they Dickies brand?

Designer Genes come to mind.

Bwah ha ha ha ha!

Another commenter posted this photo of these $139.95 (unintentional) sperm running shoes! Niiiiiiice.

Sperm Sneakers

A little more investigation eventually revealed that the sperm pants are from ... Etsy!

OF COURSE.

They've been purchased, too, for $100, so you're out of luck, my sperm-jeans-coveting friends.

Sorry.

However, this pair is still available for $70 ...

Sperm Jeans

Anyone? Anyone?

What do you think of these sperm jeans?


Images via Etsy, Reddit

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vamom08 vamom08

Gross!!!!

Isabe... Isabella204

As a female I think I will wear them just to be ironic ;)

David Newman

hard to believe those jeans are still available! and for only $70. go figure what a steal. and to isabella, watch out you might get pregnant with those sperm jeans.

Carole Bailey Green

The Star Wars Geek in me wa digging the Stormtrooper helmet and crossbones...but then I saw the rest of the picture.  Ewww.  Just Ewww.  Please pass the eye bleach so I can unsee...going crazy

PoeDu... PoeDunkMae

LOL I can see the humor, not something that I would purchase for my anyone in my family, but yes...I see the humor, and also the grossness!

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