Nose Jobs for People Who Can't Afford Nose Jobs

Beauty Nose Butterfly ClipIs your nose giving you "issues"?

Forget about signing up for a costly nose job. Girl, all you need is a $54 Beauty Nose!

According to the website selling it, "Not only does this beauty product look cute, it spreads that cuteness onto you too." YAY!

And that's not the only nose perfecting gadget on the market ...

Japan Trend Shop

For $144, you can get your hands on this Beauty Lift High Nose, "a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front."

Frankly, while the Beauty Nose seems like a harmless hair clip that you wear on your nose in order to feel better about yourself, the Beauty Lift High Nose scares me a little bit.

But wait! There's another option if you don't have $5K to drop on rhinoplasty!

SimoniThe "non-surgical nose job" is a far less expensive way to change your nose's appearance without undergoing major surgery. Doctors instead inject fillers into your nose to smooth out bumps and make your nose's tip more perky. Prices for this procedure range from $450 to over $1,000, depending on where you live and how much work you need to have done.

Which of these options would you try?

 

Images via Japan Trend Shop and Simoni Plastic Surgery

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Beths... Bethsunshine

Couldn't you just use a clothespin or a chip clip?

sassy... sassykat122

Where are you finding this stuff! I showed the boob clamp to my S.O. and he laughed too!

emmas... emmasmama2007

The first one looks like a hair clip. Just get one at the dollar store and you're set, why pay more than 50. Okay, do people acutally buy that?


The only one that looks like it would work is the "non-surgical nose job"

Heart... HeartCharmMama

I wouldn't try any of them!! I have the perfect nose. ;o)

Pbutt... Pbuttercup0625

Wow the things people do and come up with.  And what is worse is there are women out there who saw this and went "omg! finally! I MUST order one THIS FREAKING MINUTE!"  No thank you, like HeartCharmMama, I have a perfect nose, or at least I'm very happy with it :)

Linds... LindsayFerrier

Perhaps those of you with perfect noses could wear the Beauty Nose as a stylish accessory? ;)

Elizabeth Pattison

My gosh the things that they sell on that website. Houreisen Face Exercies Mask? It promises to tighten once cheeks!! Forget about a nose job, it is all about getting rid of wrinkles! LOL


 

Marsh... MarshaCWP

I don't see a significant difference in the after picture of the non-surgical nose job, nor do I see anything wrong with the woman's nose to begin with.  People are too too vain.

Angela Russow

I have always, always hated my nose (too fat imo) and would definitely get a nose job if I had the opportunity. Too bad these options seem to be to "lift" the nose--I want it smaller  :).

Heart... HeartCharmMama

Lindsay--the butterfly one reminds me when I was younger and bored and I would take my hair clip and put it on my nose or on my lips. Hahaha.  How silly of me to not think to sell the idea. D'oh! I'd be a dang thousandaire by now.

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