Snooki Bottom, More Than It's Cracked Up to Be

Sheri Reed
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Snooki Nicole Polizzi
Snooki in Las Vegas
Oh, everyone is all up on Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi's bootie right now because she was seen showing off a little more of her derriere than she probably planned to before she got all liquored up in a bikini in Vegas over Spring Break. Are you really surprised?

Hey man, Snooki might have had a lot of bare bottom out there and not enough bikini bottom to cover it, but I was sort of pleasantly surprised with what I saw. Go figure ...

Alright so go see the unflattering bikini photos for yourself. See what everyone's freaking out about. These shots were taken as the Jersey Shore star spent Spring Break partying poolside at the MGM Las Vegas hotel with her boyfriend Jionni LaValle. And let's just say her bathing suit bottom was pretty much riding high in the nosebleed section.

I have to say, though, that I was fairly wowed by the virtual nonexistence of cellulite on the backs of Snooki's legs and rump. Most of us rounder gals don't fare so well against the cottage cheese demons. How lucky is that? Those are some taut Snooki thighs and a pretty smooth Snooki bottom. That's awesome!

But don't get me wrong. I do think Snooks should purchase a better bathing suit, one that fits all the way around her rear, you know? Just cause you've got silky smooth cellulite-free skin doesn't mean you should run around with your arse hanging out.

If you had to go look, tell us what do you think of Snooki's behind? If instead you practiced restraint and refused to look, tell us about what it's like to have such willpower.

 

Image via SplashNews

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