If you are feeling bad about having tiny boobs, there are at least a million products out there that can help. Just this past week, a commercial out of China revealed the Chinese boob corset, which cinches up the breasts and gives cleavage to even the tiniest of ladies. But they are far from alone in their endeavor.
Making small girls look big is big business. Here are just a few of the latest products:
The Chinese Boob Corset: The video isn't in English so I have no idea what they're saying, but I imagine the translation would be something like this:
Hey tiny boob lady! You don't have to look sad when you go into the club all B-cupped out and down. Thanks to our handy dandy contraption, you, too, can look like a medieval wench. See, they are big. Now they are small. Now they are big, now small, now big, and then small again. Awesome!
The Xtreme Bra: They claim the "wide support band" is what gives it the lift. And by "lift" they mean your boobs will become well acquainted with your chin. Mine weren't even THAT high the day they grew in!
The Shopping Bag Bra: This bra becomes a shopping bag! How inventive. And how totally weird. Why you would ever need this product is beyond me, but there it is. Actually, this is probably a joke. It just makes no sense.
Bralief: Hmm ... I kind of need this product, come to think of it. It provides lift AND keeps the bra straps up. But the best part of the whole video comes at the end. Come on ladies, get perky!
Now, of course, the only question is how to get that corset thing. After two kids, my boobs could use some help. Maybe not a boost in size, but certainly a lift would be nice. The boob corset and the others all look like products I could get used to using.
I would love to surprise my husband when he comes home from work: "Hi honey! These are my boobs!" Hook me up!
Do you want a boob corset?
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