The Boob Clamp: Best Commercial Ever! (VIDEO)

Boob ClampAre you feeling glum about your pathetically flat chest?

What you need is a Boob Clamp!

I don't really understand the full explanation of how the thing works since the commercial is in Chinese, but the gist of it is that it increases your bust by two cup sizes by somehow sucking fat globs out of your belly and pushing them up into your boobs!

NO REALLY.

You've gotta see this HILARIOUS commercial to believe it -- and you can, after the jump!

 

OMG, where can I get mine? WHERE?!

Part of me wants to enjoy the Dolly Parton-sized boobs my Boob Clamp would surely create ... but most of me just wants one so that I can stand in front of a mirror and tighten and loosen my boob clamp over and over and over again!

Also, you've gotta love the Price Is Right-style spokesmodel grandly waving her hands across women's boobs and butts to show the Boob Clamp in all its fat-squeezing glory!

My prediction? It's only a matter of time before the Boob Clamp makes it to the states! Watch your drugstore's As Seen on TV rack closely, ladies ... I'm betting the Boob Clamp will be on it before you can say knockers.

 

Image via YouTube

accessories, horrors, lingerie

102 Comments

To add a comment, please log in with

Use Your CafeMom Profile

Join CafeMom or Log in to your CafeMom account. CafeMom members can keep track of their comments.

Join CafeMom or Log in to your CafeMom account. CafeMom members can keep track of their comments.

Comment As a Guest

Guest comments are moderated and will not appear immediately.

JenBr... JenBrooks76

Amazing...my husband says the best part is the sound effects! LOL

Mommah3 Mommah3

LOL...I think besides teh Price is right moves my favorite part is the women walking down the street with everything hanging out of their shirts! I mean, REALLY?!?!?!?! Who does that, unless tehy are selling something??? AND I dont mean the boob clamp!! LOL

Gigan... GigantaursMommy

It also magically lifts and firms my butt! I think I need one of these! Now where can I buy one?

Linds... LindsayFerrier

I looked everywhere, but couldn't find a place where we could order one. Yet. BOOOOO.

DebaLa DebaLa

Ohh my. Does it come with the cheesy Godzilla vs Megalon death-ray sound effects? Will it give me Fem-Bot superpowers?

stacey42 stacey42

Go to a ren faire. buy a corset. Same effect.


Harder to wear under things than the boob clamp though

amazi... amazingaudri

I kind a want one now to see how big it would make my boobs.  Granted I'm a D already.

RanaA... RanaAurora

OMG. That is absolutely hilarious. I kinda want one, half for the amusement factor!

Miriam Kennedy

Corsets are not really a "new" idea.

1-10 of 102 comments 12345 Last
F