Just because it's Friday, I couldn't resist showing you this video that's currently going viral on the Internets.
What do you think happens when a big-breasted model tries to get sexy with an angry live snake?
I'll let you see for yourself.
Check out the video after the jump.
This, folks, is why you should never agree to pose with a snake.
I have to admit I laughed when they showed the clip again in slo-mo.
I was half-expecting the woman's breast to deflate.
Heh. I've got a million of them.
Anyway, I know you want advice on looking good, but sometimes it's just as important for me to show you how not to look bad.
Rule number one: Don't kiss a snake.
Rule number two: If you simply must kiss a snake, you may want to cover up the girls first.
Just sayin' ...
Image via Billy Lindblom/Flickr
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