Cate Blanchett: Worst Oscar Dress in History?

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Cate Blanchett is talented, beautiful, and intelligent, all things that we should all aspire to be. She is also elegant and regal 99 percent of the time, but last night at the Oscars, she looked like a bubbling, pus-filled skin disease. Her dress was just atrocious. Sorry, but it's true.

She walked the red carpet in this pink monstrosity and I truly shivered. I have a particular phobia about skin rashes and that is exactly what her dress looked like. Imagine pustules and skin pockets bubbling to the surface and that might give you an idea of this dress.

The funny thing is, some bloggers have liked it! The monstrosity was designed by Givenchy Couture and the only way to describe it is Pepto pink with some kind of Braille message written on it. She looked like an Easter egg gone so very wrong.

I don't get it. She typically has such fashion sense and always seems to favor classic, lovely gowns that highlight her swan-like appearance. She isn't one to go for the shocking dress just to get points, so choosing this dress is a bit of a mystery.

I told my husband last night that it would give me nightmares and sure enough, it did. It was a night full of fashion hits -- Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence -- and misses. But Blanchett took home the fashion Razzie in my estimation.

Blanchett is regally beautiful, but a bit on the unusual side. Like Maggie Gyllenhaal or Minnie Driver, she is the kind of lovely that is best suited to simple or regal fabrics and classic lines. A dress like Lawrence's in a more flattering color would have suited Blanchett best of all. Her best accessories are her posture and her figure. She doesn't need embellishment on the dress to make her pop any more. For instance, the dress she wore in 2005 to the Napoli Film Festival -- a green Alexander McQueen Fall 2005 dress. It was perfect -- A-line, one clean crisp color that worked perfectly with her hair and figure and coloring. The more simple, the better for Cate!

On the plus side, if there is ever a role for an alien queen who grows a colony of spiders in little sacks attached to her skin, Blanchett should be shoo-in. So, good on her!

What did you think of her dress?

 

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ksbon... ksbondgirl

If the big pilgrim collar was take off her shoulders it would have been okay.

bsawy... bsawyer84

Maybe I can't see it properly on my phone, but I think it looks alright. Cate can pull off anything!

sassy... sassykat122

I loved this dress actually. Simple regal dresses get boring sometimes

bills... billsfan1104

The front of the dress, looked like one of those old fashioned broaches, with the profile face all in black or white?? I didnt like it. But the E channel fashion police, seemed like they liked it

charl... charlottej

I hated the dress. I stared at it because I was so shocked that anyone would design it ---much less WEAR it. It's like something was missing....like someone who had half his bowtie break off---or a lace up bustier without the string.  It might have been better if she had placed a round mirror in the circle.....then at least it would have been amusing instead of irritating!

Ashley Castillo

I like it, I didn't get a skin rash vibe from it all. The sleeves were a little weird, but I think it kept it from looking like a period costume from the victorian era. I expect Blanchett to wear stuff like this and she looks nice in it. Frankly, I thought Lawrence's dress was boring, and reminiscent of a Baywatch swimsuit on top. Also, it is my computer because I don't think the dress was that bright of a pink. I would say its lavender. What kinda Pepto are you drinking? ;)

PonyC... PonyChaser

I can read Braille, and honey, that ain't Braille! I'm thinking it's some sort of bizarre mushroom/fungus thing growing down the dress.  Yeah, I liked it that much.  My winner of the night was Reese Witherspoon, in all her minimalist elegance.

nonmember avatar poopyhead

thank god someone said what i was thinking! this dress is dreadful! the real crime has to be the E channel who raved about something so obviously ridiculous. boy does that channel have no integrity. bunch of kissups!

KBW2 KBW2

Awwww so sad to see this post-- I adored this dress--- think it is one if the best of all times!!!! It was so different and elegant --- just loved it.

nonmember avatar yoli

She looks like she just got off the set of the sound of music.

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