Every time I swear to never cover Lady Gaga's antics again, she goes and does something that I just have to write about.
I (barely) resisted writing about Gaga's red carpet arrival at the Grammys in a giant space egg.
But when she made an appearance on The Tonight Show Monday night with horn-shaped growths coming out of her face, well, I simply couldn't resist any longer -- particularly when I realized that she was imitating a body modification trend called subdermal implantation, where people actually implant shapes beneath their skin.
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Of course, I had to look up photos of real subdermal implants ... and let's just say you won't believe what I found.
Click through to see them.
Now that I've looked at a few dozen photos like these, I think these implants are subdermally imprinted on my brain. For life. I am officially skeeved.
Lady Gaga's spokesperson won't say whether hers are the real thing or not, but come on. There's NO WAY she'd have those things permanently implanted in her face.
What about you? Would YOU get subdermal implants? Did you even know this kind of thing existed?