New 'Ex-Girlfriend Jeans' Might Get Him Dumped


tight jeansIn what can only be described as a complete joke, Levi's has unveiled the "Ex-Girlfriend Jean" for men.

We've heard of the boyfriend jean for women -- low slung, slightly worn, and baggier denim perfect for a Sunday afternoon run to the mall. But the ex-girlfriend jean for men? What is that perfect for? Raves, Halloween, and trips back to the '70s come to mind, but nothing else. 

The Ex jeans are super tight all over with just a bit of stretch to allow for ... male body parts. They basically look like jeggings. Levi's wants men to wear jeggings.

What's the over/under on how many pairs will sell? Photos after the jump.

But first, a question: why are they called the 'Ex-Girlfriend Jean'? Did the happy couple break up because the dude was wearing her clothes? And didn't give them back?

I for one am not on board with this trend. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a little more modesty in a man's pants. A little more mystery. A little more ... manliness. Would Don Draper wear these pants? No, no he wouldn't.

Pete Wentz is really the only guy I can see getting psyched about Levi's new product. And CONVENIENT that he and Ashlee are getting a divorce! He can call them his ex-wife jeans.

What is more surprising than the jeans themselves is the fact that nearly 2,500 people have 'Liked' the pair on Facebook. How many of those people are joking? Seriously! Speak up. You can't all 'like' Ex-Girlfriend jeans for real. Not possible.

Here are the photos from

Front view:

ex girlfriend jeans

Rear view:

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What do you think of the Ex-Girlfriend Jean?



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nonmember avatar zizzler

I like them! I'm a 25 yr old guy. Some guys like the tight fit of girl's jeans. I know a couple guys who buy women's jeans, but they're not really cut for dudes, so I think Levi's is onto something good...

nmmama09 nmmama09

This has to be a joke! I don't know about other ladies but I wouldn't want my man to look like he is wearing a pair of jeans my 13 year old niece would wear....thankfully my man wouldn't want to either.

Magno... MagnoliaQueen

I am so tired of skinny jeans, on men and women.  Sigh.

Pbutt... Pbuttercup0625

Number 1 rule: NEVER trust a man that can and does wear skinny jeans. First of all, a real man shouldn't be able to wear them in the first place. Second, there is NOTHING and I mean NOTHING sexy about a man in skinny jeans. Its gross, and they need to stop making them for men.  I'm never sure which I detest more on a guy, skinny jeans or the guys who wear their pants around their knees. Both are equally horrific.

Proud... ProudSingleMum

I think skinny jeans are the most unattractive piece of clothing ever.

And I don't see why any man with a drop of testosterone in his body would wear something that makes him looks so unattractively feminine...

nonmember avatar Lydia

I hate to admit it, but on the right guy I think these would look hot....of course I also had a Huge crush on David Bowie growing up so what do I know? Lol

bookl... booklover74

I don't have anything against them. I know a lot of guys that would buy them because they've been buying womens skinny jeans for years now. This is simply tapping a market with a big need. It's mainly the 30 and under crowd with an emphasis on the under 20 but it's still a huge market. I don't see them as revealing parts at all. In fact I've been able to tell exactly what the mans package is a lot more clearly in a regular old pair of Levis than in these. These are super skinny on the legs, hips and across the butt but not the crotch. I like the tight across the butt much more than the baggy or saggy butt.

JillB... JillB2008

GROSS! I know my husband would never wear them.

Suzi Suzi

They don't look very about a wedgie!

Harriet Battersea Devlin

They do nothing to "accentuate the positive". Don't have anything against them but I like men who couldn't wear these jeans.

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