So there was Cathy Cruz Marrero, innocently TWW (texting while walking) at her local shopping mall and of course not paying any attention whatsoever to her surroundings, when a big fountain CAME OUT OF NOWHERE and GOT IN HER WAY.
What happened next?
She fell in, of course.
Talk about a fashion victim.
Click through to see the video.
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!!
BOO YA, texters.
As you can see in the video, Cathy quickly got herself out and walked on like nothing had happened, obviously hoping that no one had noticed.
She had no idea that not only had security guards seen the incident, they proceeded to replay it on surveillance video, laugh hysterically, and post it online, where it then went viral.
You know what that means, don't you?
Of course. Cathy Cruz Marrero is thinking about suing the mall.
Check out this video of Cathy talking to ABC News about her sad plight.
HOW DARE THOSE SECURITY GUARDS LAUGH AT HER! She was texting a woman FROM HER CHURCH, for heaven's sake, AND SHE HAD NOTHING TO GRAB ONTO.
I (and most of the rest of the country, incidentally, judging by comments I've seen on this matter) think Cathy Cruz Marrero simply got what she deserved.
What about you?