Forget about PajamaJeans.
Jumpin' Jammerz are the latest consumer fashion craze ...
No, I'm sorry to say, I am not even kidding.
These footed pajamas are being mass-produced in an array of eye-scarring colors and patterns for grown men and women to wear around the house.
And some of them include a special feature that would have Coco Chanel spinning in her grave ...
Click through to see it for yourself!
Can you even imagine getting mooned by someone in a pair of Jumpin' Jammerz?!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Another important feature of these $49.99 pajamas is that if you wear them, you apparently can't stop striking bizarre poses.
All signs point to the fact that the End Times are DEFINITELY at hand.
What do you think of Jumpin Jammerz?
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