Forget about PajamaJeans.
Jumpin' Jammerz are the latest consumer fashion craze ...
No, I'm sorry to say, I am not even kidding.
These footed pajamas are being mass-produced in an array of eye-scarring colors and patterns for grown men and women to wear around the house.
And some of them include a special feature that would have Coco Chanel spinning in her grave ...
Click through to see it for yourself!
A drop-seat.
Can you even imagine getting mooned by someone in a pair of Jumpin' Jammerz?!
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Another important feature of these $49.99 pajamas is that if you wear them, you apparently can't stop striking bizarre poses.
Dead birds. Twilight tattoos. Jumpin' Jammerz.
All signs point to the fact that the End Times are DEFINITELY at hand.
What do you think of Jumpin Jammerz?
Images via Jumpin Jammerz
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Hahahaha! If I was a youth leader and we were having a New Year's lock-in or something, I would definitely get one, although without the butt flap. :)
You're right- They all actually do look like youth leaders, don't they?!
My husband has wanted footed pajamas for YEARS! We are 31. he is nuts. These are hideous and absolutely ridunkulous!
I could see my teens wanting these, too. On kids and teenagers, I guess they're okay.
On grown men and women?
NOT OKAY.
OK, drop seat: gross. However, as someone who is ALWAYS cold and lives in the Northeast and doesn't want to spend a gazillion dollars on oil bills to heat the bedrooms just because her husband steals the covers, I will admit it . . . I own a pair.
They will be good to wear camping outdoor in Dec. :)