Sometimes, there are simply no words ...
And yet I'm contractually obligated to come up with some.
There is so much wrong with this picture, I don't even know where to start.
The pain!
The time!
The expense!
The ink!
For ... this?!
And then the buttcrack just sort of takes the whole thing to ...
ELEVEN.
But wait!
There's more.
So much more ...
Honestly, my mind is just reeling right now. I don't even know where to begin.
However, just for kicks, I did a search for Twilight tattoos, and well, let's just say there's a whole lot of cray-cray out there. I'll let the photos speak for themselves.
This must be BEFORE Edward Cullen got that nose job.

Oh dear.

A cartoonish Cullen Family Coat of Arms! Why didn't I think of that?!

Oooooh, she's gonna regret that.

Eyes in the back of her... back?
And you thought dead birds were a sign of the End Times?
Images via Scifitwin, CheckOutMyInk.com, SodaHead, Free Tattoo Designs, FanPop, EpicFail.com


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Comments 25
What does that one on the wrist say?
The wrist one looks like a Rob Pattinson signature. I guess it would be cool if he actually signed it first, but it's still a little wierd to have a complete stranger's name/ face permanently etched into your body.
Why is it that women and men (society generally) still pre-judge people with tats. women commonly?
I am a twenty six year old F, have 10 tats, lots of which can not be seen on my daily travels. Five To Six during the summer are pretty much constantly on display. I do not strive for attention and I have a loving boyfriend WITH NO TATTOOS .I get the impression that a majority of people think that tattooed people are blind, once we get stared at, even if we return a glance people keep on looking. When will society improve?
Girly Tattoos, I am completely with you on that one! I am a fully tattooed mommy, employed, married, and wow, I don't regret a single tattoo!! Most women just like to bash and hate on other women. I firmly believe that is why as a rule we can't get very far. I think people that judge others based on what they look like, A)probably were not raised very well(yes the irony of judgement) B)Are rather insecure themselves. One would think in this day and age people would know to live and let live. Because in all honesty, if it doesn't affect your own little world, why the hell do you care so much what someone else does with their body?
I would never get something permanent because in a couple of years even I would think it's lame.