Twilight Tattoos: I Am Now Officially Very Afraid.

Twilight TattooSometimes, there are simply no words ...

And yet I'm contractually obligated to come up with some.

There is so much wrong with this picture, I don't even know where to start.

The pain!

The time!

The expense!

The ink!

For ... this?!

And then the buttcrack just sort of takes the whole thing to ...


But wait!

There's more.

So much more ...


Honestly, my mind is just reeling right now. I don't even know where to begin.

However, just for kicks, I did a search for Twilight tattoos, and well, let's just say there's a whole lot of cray-cray out there. I'll let the photos speak for themselves.


This must be BEFORE Edward Cullen got that nose job.


Rob Pattinson Tattoo
Oh dear.


Twilight Tattoo
A cartoonish Cullen Family Coat of Arms! Why didn't I think of that?!

Twilight Tattoo
Oooooh, she's gonna regret that.

Twilight Tattoo
Eyes in the back of her... back?

And you thought dead birds were a sign of the End Times?

Images via Scifitwin,, SodaHead, Free Tattoo Designs, FanPop,

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