Maria Menounos and Her MAJOR Wardrobe Malfunction: Did She Get What She Deserved?

Maria MenounosAccess Hollywood host Maria Menounos undoubtedly thought playing beach football in a teeny weeny bikini would get the paparazzi's attention -- and she was right.

Unbeknownst to Maria, her skimpy bottoms were making her private parts very, very public.

Now, the uncensored photos are all over the Internet -- but I can't say I feel very sorry for her.

Honestly? Girlfriend got what she deserved.

I mean, seriously. I can understand wanting to rock a barely-there bikini if I've worked hard for a perfect body, but why not save the flimsy swimwear for sunbathing or walks along the shore?

Anyone dumb enough to play football in the ocean in a barely-there bikini while paparazzi snap photos is just asking for trouble.

Want to see the uncensored photos-of-shame? Keep reading.

Okay. I'm totally not posting the photos here. I'm not that crass.

But you can see them here for yourself.

I know I sound harsh, but I've been to the beach enough times to know that bikinis and the ocean do not go well together. I realize it's not half as sexy, but if I'm planning on swimming, you can bet I'll be wearing a one-piece.

I'm so tired of seeing celebrities react with horror and dismay when their bikini nip slips are caught by photographers. What did you expect when you were playing beach volleyball/sea kayaking/surfing in two triangles and a piece of butt floss?


So what's your opinion on Maria's Malfunction? Do you feel bad for the poor thing? Or was she totally asking for it?


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poshkat poshkat

its just a malfunction. its not like she went out on purpose without any underwear on and than expected to get out of her limo without flashing the world *I'm looking at your Britney*

nonmember avatar Mike

As a guy, its days like this that I thank God for bikinis and the paparazzi! lol! She shouldn't worry though, I've seen the pics, she has a very nice vajajay ;) Her male fans will surely double in the next few days.

Madel... MadelynMc

Ha. I don't understand how one would not notice that kind of exposure. Same thing with camel toe. Don't you feel it?!

hotic... hoticedcoffee

Come in a wet bikini?  If there's any sympathy, it's because she wasn't bright enough to see that coming a mile away.

theAm... theAmberShow

Oh, I feel bad for her!  She should have TOTALLY known better, but she had a lapse of judgement, like we all do occasionally.  Usually my lapses in judgement don't leave my labia hanging out, but I've had some embarrassing mishaps anyway.

I don't know how to say this without sounding crass: at least hers is... nice looking and... plain.  Like, there's nothing there that's worth commenting on further.  It's a perfectly nice... I have to stop.

Carenann Carenann

Nah. I don't feel sorry for her. Jealous OF her... sure but not sorry for her. Heck, if I had a body like that I think I'd walk around naked.

Linds... LindsayFerrier

I knew you guys would make me laugh and I was right.

I feel zero sympathy for her, though. ZERO. In fact, I'm not sure she DIDN'T totally know what was going on. As Linda Sharps pointed out, she does have a book coming out very soon...

Sleep... SleepingBeautee

I just have to say, I don't know what the fuss is about it is just another body part. We as a culture make everything bigger than it is. Maybe 6 years of art school have desensitized me to the naked form, but seriously it is not that big of a deal.

I do agree that if you are running around in the surf in a teeny bikini, you should expect some kind of embarrassing shot.

nonmember avatar Ray

Is that a Piercing?

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