I know women dress sexy for Halloween -- I think it's ridiculous, but if you want to dress as a sexy Chewbacca, who am I to judge? But why, oh why, would you wear a Sexy Santa costume on Christmas?!
And, an even bigger question: Where the hell are you going that you'd need to dress as Sexy Santa?!
And it's not just Santa ... all fun-loving, formerly innocent aspects of the holidays have been turned into softcore porn.
If you're one of the sexy culprits, you can argue that it's lingerie. Fair enough. But if that's the case, please explain to me how you wear THIS in the bedroom:
No literally, I want to know how you physically wear this while getting down and dirty. Wings? Halo? Gloves? That's a whole lotta stuff to take off. Or how about this one:
A sexy Christmas tree costume (hey, trees can be sexy!) that is electric. Yes, it lights up -- so even though you're stabbing your man in the stomach with what I assume to be Christmas lights, at least he'll be able to see what he's doing.
Argue if you must, but according to Sears's website (oh my, Sears has gotten naughty!), this is most definitely a dress, which tells me someone has most definitely worn this to a holiday party.
I've attended Ugly Christmas Sweater parties before, but I have yet to be invited to a holiday party that warrants dressing up in a naughty Santa outfit. And even if I was, I'm not so sure that I would attend, regardless of the multitude of men that will likely be there.
Have you ever dressed sexy for the holidays? Was it for a party?
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