A Sexy Christmas Carol .... ?

Sasha Brown-Worsham
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Quick: What's weirder than seven women lying on adjoining beds, each with a different cup size, singing sexually suggestive Christmas carols?

If you said nothing, then you got the right answer. Seriously, if you're one of those people who hates "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" or "Santa Baby" because you think Christmas isn't about sexuality, then you should definitely not check out this ad for the lingerie store La Senza.

One might say it's empowering ... if one were a man living circa the caveman era. But seriously, nothing says Christmas like women gyrating suggestively while openly revealing their cup size and parting their legs while writhing on the bed, right?

What are wrapped gifts and a tree when you can wrap up seven women and fondle them, too?

Gives new meaning to the "12 Days of Christmas," no? Perhaps the "7 Cup Sizes of Christmas" could be a new carol for us all to sing. While dressed in our skivvies. I can think of at least one man who might like that ...

Apparently there is something highly suggestive about Christmas, but the real question is, who is this supposed to entice? As a heterosexual woman, I was vaguely intrigued, but not compelled to buy a bra. My husband, on the other hand, was compelled to ask:

"What happens if you mash all the keys at the same time?"

Of course he was. If this is a happy holidays message, then great. Thank you. But if it's meant to sell bras, good luck to them. I can't imagine feeling compelled to run to La Senza after this.

When you think holidays, do you think sex?

 

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