Hey. You might as well use it for something!
Hey. You might as well use it for something!Shoplifters will try to hide stolen merchandise just about anywhere ... but here's one place police never expected to find purloined goods:
Tucked away under big boobs and belly fat. Yes, folks, that's where police say two women hid $2,600 of stolen merchandise from an Oklahoma TJ Maxx.
You totally want MORE DETAILS, don't you?
Well, read on ...
Check out this news story about the accused body fat-hiders Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas for more details:
Points for creativity, right?
In fact, this could be a new measure for when to say when on the extra helpings. If I can hide, say, a diamond ring in my body fat and maybe a nice pair of patterned tights, well, that's not so bad. But when I'm hiding three pairs of boots under my boobs?
We've got a problem.
What do you think of this crazy story?
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