Audrina Patridge: What Is Up With Her Breasts?

Sasha Brown-Worsham
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Poor Audrina Patridge. She is sweet and beautiful (or so it might seem), but she is clearly not happy with her body.

After all, how else does one explain the boob job she is currently sporting?

She may have been voted off Dancing With the Stars two weeks ago, but her breasts left quite the impression. Partner Tony Dovolani may have called her a "wholesome girl," but there wasn't much wholesome about those boobs.

Why would she feel the need to do such a thing?

First Heidi Montag (shudder) and now Audrina. Since when is bigger, even when the job is bad, better?

Would men really prefer the look she currently has than a small-breasted, but all natural, look?

This was her body on the beach in 2007. Does that look like a woman who needs a change?

Small breasts, big breasts: they are all breasts! Men love them! Maybe we should start to love them, too. After all, even with a smaller rack, Audrina has a lovely smile and a bangin' bod. The decision to put implants in just seems ludicrous. She ruined a good thing.

What do you think of her bad boob job?


Image via ABC


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