Oh, if only I could find a really big fur hat, you've been telling yourself lately.
One that would really get me noticed.
One that would make me look like I was part of the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba!
One that looks as if a reindeer has just shot me out of its hoo-ha.
One that would take everyone's attention away from that zit that just popped up on my chin.
One that goes really well with go-go boots.
One that must weigh about eleventy-hundred pounds.
One that will make PETA friggin' nuts.
Oh girls, I'm about to make all your Really Big Fur Hat dreams come true ...
Provided you're willing to pay a Really Big Bill.
A $4,450 bill to be exact.
Yes, peeps. For just under $5,000, this Fur Headdress from maison martin margiela can be yours!
Where will you wear it?
Chuck E. Cheese?
The car rider pick-up line?
Kroger's triple coupon discount day?
The choices are ENDLESS ...
What do you think of this REALLY BIG FUR HAT?
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