Christina Ricci was spotted Monday night in this fashion monstrosity at a benefit for the New York Public Library.
How could an outfit that starts out with such promise ...
... go so horribly, horribly wrong?
I can't change what she wore -- but I can make up some funny captions about it!
Read them for yourself after the jump ...
Then add your own in the comments!
"Christina, when we asked you to spill your guts, this is totally not what we had in mind!"
"Tuxedo jacket by Armani. Skirt by Bed, Bath & Beyond's shower scrubbie department."
"Christina spent the evening promoting her newest film, When Jellyfish Attack Your Midsection."
"Ms. Ricci explained that her look was a blend of her two favorite literary characters: Alice Cullen and Angelina Ballerina."
"After the event, Christina received a call from Rolaids, asking if she'd like to be the spokesmodel for its new clothing line: Sassy and Gassy."
Okay, that's enough. I realize I shouldn't quit my day job.
See if you can do any better.
Do you have a great caption for Christina Ricci's awful ensemble?
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