"I saw your post on knitted beards," my friend said this morning while we stood in her kitchen. "But have you seen what else is on Etsy?"
She opened her laptop and showed me ... this.
Oh y'all.
OH Y'ALL.
Vulva necklaces, in every shape, size and color.
VULVA NECKLACES ...
And it only gets better ...
"If you send her a picture of your vulva, she'll custom make a vulva for you!" my friend informed me.
Or you can just wear someone else's vulva around your neck.
Like this one, in green ...
You also could wear your vulva on a belt buckle (or give it to your husband or SO!).
You could hang your vulva on the wall! (Preferably by the front door.)
Or try some delicious Vulva Delights? You know what I'll be getting the in-laws for Christmas this year!!
Or this vulv ... oh wait. That's just a hand-knitted circle scarf. My bad, Etsy!
Would you wear your vulva as an accessory?
Images via Etsy
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Comments (38)
Wow.. all I can say is that is very interesting work.
I wonder is there anyone out there that does penis work?
Ummm yea no thanks and that one with teeth? WTH? I thought I had a warped mind... yikes!
Gross!
yeah, it's an intersting idea, but if you click on the link, you will understand where it comes from and it is a pretty powerful statement.
"When I was in high school I was more than an outcast…sex made you popular. It seemed that being accepted was more important... I found it in all of the wrong places. I was taken advantage of by older men and was used by the boys...I found myself...abusive...dehumanizing sexual encounters... All of it hurt... will follow me for the rest of my life. All of that and in the end it didn’t matter. I was still an outcast...I didn't think about my Vagina, to avoid feeling all of the things... I felt dirty...useless, I felt ashamed...I felt like a piece of garbage. Death, sadness and humiliation... Last year a friend of mine asked me to see the Vagina Monologues...I agreed... I saw all of these women who were proud enough of their Vaginas to....say it. I was...jealous. I wanted what they had. I realized what they had was a Vagina. I have one of those too. There was nothing wrong with my Vagina and it didn’t need anyone's approval! I started making these things to help get out my frustration, then to celebrate my Vagina, now to take it back. Its mine now.I hope that my work will inspire all of you to look at women differently, and to heal your own soul, because I know that we are all wounded in one way or another."
*this explains the vulva art's message from bio on her etsy site..i wouldn't wear it more than likely, but i appreciate the message
WTH?! I am all for expressive art and feminist statements, but... this sends shivers up my spine. She's very expressive and kudos to her talent. Jane Fonda has nothing on this!
i love it. I really love the pieces she does of the pregnant bellies! Amazing.
This will go really well with the semen necklace...
I don't need to celebrate my vagina, but that doesn't mean I'm ashamed of it. (Should I have given it a 50th birthday party this year? Imagine the favors at that bash!)
I've always thought that many men are way too focused on their penises. I hope women don't start doing this with their parts.