Hot Trend: The Knitted Beard

on October 25, 2010 at 6:50 PM

Knitted Beard Etsy's latest hot, handmade trend?

The knitted beard!

Yes, ladies, why stop with a knitted beanie hat this winter, when you can get a knitted beard to go along with it?

CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

Click through to see more hilarious photos and find out how you can get a knitted beard (or pattern) to call your very own.

It would make a very funny holiday present, you know ...

This lovely beanie beard is actually for sale as a pattern on Etsy for the bargain price of $5!

But perhaps you want a knitted beard that's already been made. I've got your hook up!

Etsy This handsome yellow and gray beard beanie (Etsy, $48) has a nice handlebar flair to it ...

Or go for a more streamlined look with this Amazing Bearded Hat (Etsy, $40).

Etsy This Cookies n Cream Beardling (Etsy, $50) is maybe a teensy bit scary ...

This Wild Man Bearded Hat (Etsy, $55) is my favorite. Oh no. Now I have a favorite bearded hat.

Bearded Beanie Even your kids can get in on the action with this Little Man Bearded Lumberjack Hat (Etsy, $46). That's one way to keep their faces warm ...

Etsy Or forgo the hat entirely and opt instead for a punchy purple beard (Etsy, $40). Nice for those warmer fall days, don't you think?

Would you wear a bearded hat? Would you buy one for someone else?

Images via Etsy

h/t Racked

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Comments (38)

sodapple

on Oct 25, 2010 at 7:06 PM

no way! lol

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Facebook comment from Tina Harbin Miles

on Oct 25, 2010 at 7:35 PM

Too funny! I passed the links on to the knitters in the family as gift ideas for the men or boys in the family. No way I'd wear them!!!

Cafe Suzanne

on Oct 25, 2010 at 7:56 PM

I. Can't. Even.

MarshaCWP

on Oct 25, 2010 at 7:58 PM

I try to keep excess hair off of my face, not put fake hair on.

.science.mom.

on Oct 25, 2010 at 7:59 PM

LMAO!!

MTNester1

on Oct 25, 2010 at 8:47 PM

I'd buy one if they were less expensive. :)

sstepph

on Oct 25, 2010 at 9:02 PM

lmao. i found these the other day when i was looking for hat patterns! hilarious! i told dh i would make him one to keep his beard warm for winter! i don't think i'd be able to refrain from laughing. they're fairly easy to make!

Carenann

on Oct 25, 2010 at 9:53 PM

I think they're quite clever... in place of a ski mask on a guy, could be pretty funny and cute. I especially love the little boy one. On the women though, not so much.