From artist Leah Piepgras comes this Pearl Necklace, which is described as "a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen."
I think I need a backstory to this piece. How about you?
Of course, this necklace comes from the same artist who has also created a five-piece place setting with plates that depict "a map of the digestive tract, from mouth to anus. They are a reminder that processes are taking place within you while you are eating, promoting mindfulness."
Pass the anus fritters, Maw!
But back to the Pearl Necklace. It retails for $420 and is available in two different, uh, spurts.
Would you wear it? Could you wear it? What would your partner think about it?
I. Must. Know.
Images via LeahPiepgras.com