Admit it, when you saw Lady Gaga step out at the VMAs this year, dripping with meat, you thought, "Hot! I bet that'd look great as a necklace, too!"
Oh, you didn't?
Well someone did. Introducing ... drum roll, please ...
The Meat-Lace! (Get it? Someone sure was breaking out the creative juices when coming up with the name.)
It's not made from actual meat, just shaped to look like a slab of steak (well in that case ... no I still would never wear this). But if for some reason you find this meat chic, you can buy your very own from Onch Movement for $55, which is ironically around the same amount you'd pay for a filet mignon at a fancy restaurant. And I love their description for it:
The MEAT-LACE is guaranteed to never spoil! No matter how many times you wear it, the MEAT-LACE will look just as fresh and delicious as the day it was first cut. Need to add flavor to an outfit? Grab a slab and some attention with the MEAT-LACE, perfect for any occasion.
I think they were trying to see how many meat references they could get in one paragraph.
Would you ever wear this faux meat necklace? Think meat-inspired items will become a trend in fashion now?
Image via Onch Movement