Vatooing: The Hot New Way to Decorate Your Vagina

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First there was waxing pubic hair into shapes, next there was vajazzling (applying crystals to the mons pubis), and now there is the latest trend in vaginal adornment -- "vatooing." And if you've ever looked at your vagina and thought it looked rather plain and boring, it may be for you.

The process is very simple.

Using a stencil and some airbrushed paint, an aesthetician paints a tattoo on your upper vaginal area that lasts between 7 to 10 days. Of course, this is assuming you will avoid friction, which kind of defeats the whole purpose of vaginal adornment in the first place.

Nevertheless, the final result is cute ... if by "cute" you mean weird. Because, dude. It's weird.

I kind of think men are just happy to see our bare vaginas, period. I don't think they need to see paint or crystals to want to play with us. While I admit I thought vajazzing was pretty, I'm not likely to spend my money on something quite so silly. I would rather buy a cute top or a piece of fun jewelry.

If you're interested, the Completely Bare spa in New York offers it for $115, which includes the bikini wax. From what I've read, it's better than a temporary tattoo because it fades rather than peels (which is gross) and there are more options.

I do think my husband would get a kick out of it and if I were into the bikini wax, I might pay the extra few bucks and give it a whirl. But as it stands, I would rather use my razor and spend the cash on a pair of jeans.

So, what do you think? Is this something you would try?

 

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rosei... roseisrose

not my style at all-- it sounds to me like some women may just have way too much time on their hands

mommypip mommypip

Why is everyone so obsessed with their private parts lately? Like the lady above me said, some people have wayyy to much time on their hands.

Peajewel Peajewel

Probably would not do it.   You made me chuckle with the whole friction comment. 

Pishyah Pishyah

Sooooo...  Our natural pubic hair is now gross and paying what I'm sure are obscene amounts of money to have someone glue diamonds or spray paint a picture on your vag are now sexy?  I mean, I can understand that bare is sexy in some way but at some point this stuff just gets crazy.  Even to strippers.

penny... pennycandy

If I was going to pay that much money to adorn my vag. it better last longer than 7-10 days, with or without friction. I have tatoos, but this is insane. I agree with roseisrose and mommypip - these women have too much time ( and money ) on their hands!

JenBr... JenBrooks76

Hm, my hubby has informed me more than once that all I need to do is show up! No vagazzling or vagtooing required lol.

hotic... hoticedcoffee

Yeah, I don't dress my girl for the party.

NDFan... NDFanatik

Yeah...  No.  Would not do that.  I don't know...  all of this "vaginal adornment" stuff seems really ridiculous.  My husband even thinks it's hilarious and really silly.  But then again I don't shave/wax the the whole area either.  I keep it well trimmed and the bikini area all nice and cleaned up but I prefer to look like an adult, not a little girl. 

Jennifer Louise Smith

Yea I think I would ..... if I was on some sorta spa vaca or something. I wouldnt make it a point to to have it done but anything new is fun. Take some cool pics....but I would also not have like stupid little spider webs or on lame heart. If I was to do it I would want it to be artistic, more of a body painting experiance I suppose. Take some pictures and store aways in my adult pics for a memory.

hayde... haydensmommy009

From JenBrooks76  Hm, my hubby has informed me more than once that all I need to do is show up! No vagazzling or vagtooing required lol.


Lmao!! How funny and true!!

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