Vatooing: The Hot New Way to Decorate Your Vagina

First there was waxing pubic hair into shapes, next there was vajazzling (applying crystals to the mons pubis), and now there is the latest trend in vaginal adornment -- "vatooing." And if you've ever looked at your vagina and thought it looked rather plain and boring, it may be for you.

The process is very simple.

Using a stencil and some airbrushed paint, an aesthetician paints a tattoo on your upper vaginal area that lasts between 7 to 10 days. Of course, this is assuming you will avoid friction, which kind of defeats the whole purpose of vaginal adornment in the first place.

Nevertheless, the final result is cute ... if by "cute" you mean weird. Because, dude. It's weird.


I kind of think men are just happy to see our bare vaginas, period. I don't think they need to see paint or crystals to want to play with us. While I admit I thought vajazzing was pretty, I'm not likely to spend my money on something quite so silly. I would rather buy a cute top or a piece of fun jewelry.

If you're interested, the Completely Bare spa in New York offers it for $115, which includes the bikini wax. From what I've read, it's better than a temporary tattoo because it fades rather than peels (which is gross) and there are more options.

I do think my husband would get a kick out of it and if I were into the bikini wax, I might pay the extra few bucks and give it a whirl. But as it stands, I would rather use my razor and spend the cash on a pair of jeans.

So, what do you think? Is this something you would try?


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