You've heard of the Booty Pop, but what about the Biniki? The Stir reader Christy, a veritable font of weird style information, sent me a link to this product, which promises to "beautify and preserve the buttocks."
Um. Okay.
Even better than the Biniki, though, is the MANIKI, a butt bra for men!
You've got to see the picture and it is NOT safe for work!
Check this out, ladies!

Oh my.You know your man wants one of these! Can you even think of a more romantic present for your DH or SO than a Maniki?
And at the low, low price of $39.95, it's hard to think of something else that could do so much for so little.
Of course, I'd be remiss if I left out the Throng for the ladies who like to go bare back there.
So, ladies (and men), as of today, you have no excuses left to have a flat butt.
You're welcome.
Images via Biniki-Fashions.com


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Comments 29
But. . . . . . the lines! What about the lines? No one wants those to show through the pantalones!
LOL!
I got a roll of duct tape if you are that worried. Works for the stars, right?
...wow... lmao. That's just weird looking!
So it's all the panty lines with none of the panties?? Ridiculous.
LOL wow! Yeah I would say the reason I wear thongs is not because I want to go bare down there but because I dont want panty lines when I wear tight pants or a dress or whatever. That would totally make lines show through. LOL who buys this stuff?
HAHA. Duct tape..HAHA.
WOW - LMAO