Whatever Happened to Jessica Biel?

Jessica BielI was innocently turning the pages of a magazine the other day when I came across this full-page ad from Revlon, featuring the (usually) lovely and (generally) fresh-faced Jessica Biel.

Jessica is a natural beauty, who seems to look better with less makeup as opposed to more. And she knows this about herself- You never see her vamped up when left to her own devices.

Why, then, would Revlon think this look on her would sell makeup?

I mean, I'm a big fan of the smoky eye, but not if it's going to make me look like that!

The only explanation I can come up with is that Jessica's look reminds me of a certain movie that just came out in theaters ...

Twilight.

Of course! Twilight! Because the only way Jessica's makeup would look good is if she were one of the walking undead!

Jessica's one of the lucky ones- She's far from ugly, even wearing makeup that makes her eyes look bruised and tired. But this particular makeover makes her look exactly like {insert name of hostess at trendy restaurant in mid-sized town here}, which is fine unless you're a wannabe-A-lister-movie-star!

But maybe I'm way off base here. What do you think of Jessica Biel's smoky eye? Does it make you want to buy these products?

 

Image via Revlon.com

 

beauty, celeb style, makeup

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Aller... Allergic2Stupid

After the first movie came out our local drug store was stocked up with make up that were supposed to be the "colour pallets" of each the vampires.   They were ridiculously expensive but apparently sold like hotcakes to teenage and adult females alike.


For the record the grown women who obsess over the teenaged vampire or werewolf are scarier than the fictional characters themselves.  Gross. 

kelli... kelli0585

I don't think she looks that bad!

FDwif... FDwifeand3boys

She isn't lookin so hot in that photo I agree- and she needs to lay off the plastic surgery

nonmember avatar nancy p

Dear Jessica (Revlon) less is more..... enough said

nonmember avatar FireMom

It's a bit of overkill. Pun intended.

nonmember avatar Liz

Werid, it must be just me then. I actually quite like it.

tonya... tonyalynn

she looks pretty

Marsh... MarshaCWP

I thought eye makeup was supposed to enhance your eyes, not make them look puffy and swollen.  You can barely tell what color her eyes are.  This would be perfect for Halloween, with a Bride of Frankenstein wig and black lipstick.

nonmember avatar Rachel Boldman

I don't really like it, but really she looks gorgeous no matter what.


I just saw "Valentine's Day" and it was painful to watch her in it because she was so skinny!  I always loved how she was athletic and very fit, but she just looked weak and just...too skinny in that movie.


 

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