There is very little that irritates me more than the romper.

I mean, seriously. What other piece of clothing could make even Blake Lively appear to have a waist that begins right beneath her boobs and a lower abdominal 'pooch?'

When the romper hit the fashion scene a few years ago, I patiently decided to outlast the trend. It was so horribly ugly, I figured it would quickly go the way of the gauchos. But the romper refuses to die. Despite the fact that I almost never see anyone actually wearing a romper in real life (and certainly not anyone over the age of 18), women's retailers keep churning them out.

It's like there's some sort of romperspiracy. And it's beginning to get on my nerves.

Ladies, we may just have to stage a rompercott.

Because this shizzle's gotta end.

 

Do you own a romper? Pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesayno.