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Oh, Janet Jackson.
You were such an instrumental part of my adolescence. You taught me that nasty boys don't mean a thing, and that we were all part of a rhythm nation.
But my goodness, JJ, what is this fascination you have with playing the game of peek-a-boob?
This unbelievable photo, taken at a film premiere last week, confirms what we already suspected ...
Janet Jackson is obsessedesses with showing the world her breastesses.
The saddest part is that if she'd only worn a simple camisole beneath this dress (I'm thinking a Yummie Tummie tank could have worked wonders), she would have looked smashing.
But I'm sorry, Miss Jackson. I am for real. An industrial-strength brassiere underneath a sheer dress does not a fashion icon make.
Flickr photo by Mike Licht, NotionsCapital.com
Nor did an exposed mammary at a Super Bowl halftime show. To be honest, though, it wasn't so much the boob in that infamous incident that shocked me -- it was the nipple jewelry.
NIPPLE JEWELRY. WHO KNEW?
Of course, Jan Jan is hardly the first celebrity to expose her bra for public consumption, and I doubt she'll be the last, but I'm personally horrified by this look. What about you?
Would you ever wear your bra as outerwear? What do you think of Janet's outfit?