Every mom-to-be dreams of the day she finally gives birth and holds her beautiful baby in her arms -- but nine times out of ten, no one bothers to tell moms about the whole slew of strange and wacky objects that are about to become part of their daily routine after delivering.
Sure, they give you diapers, blankets, and hats in the hospital -- but you get a bunch of other freebies too, which are interesting, to say the least.
I know after my son was born, I was embarrassed and also a bit horrified by some of the things waiting for me in my hospital room. (No, really. I'm still traumatized seven years later.)