Out of all of the totally ridiculous reasons to get pregnant (such as to force your man to commit or be able to pig out anytime you want), conceiving for the sole purpose of being able to miss work for an entire year has got to be at the top of the list.
But surprisingly, more and more women in Britain are starting to do just that. After being really sick and tired of the daily grind, they are choosing to have babies simply to take advantage of the standard 52-week maternity leave offered in the U.K. Huh. At first glance, I guess it doesn't seem like an entirely bad idea. Who wouldn't love to take time off from work -- and still have a guaranteed job to come back to an entire year later? Sounds kinda cush -- right?
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One of my favorite parts of being a mother is that even though we moms fight and debate and can be very mean to one another online (and elsewhere), there is a certain level of camaraderie that comes from both being in the same boat. No matter how different your philosophies of child rearing, in the end, moms stick up for one another.
Forget everything you've heard about (the lack of) maternity leave. Ignore the mommy track, and the high cost of day care that makes it prohibitive to have a job. It's time to look on the bright side of tiny people completely upending your life and making it all about them, them, them. You know who I'm referring to: babies.
You know maternity leave in the United States is horrible when a conservative Fox News anchor calls out our current system, or lack thereof, for being in the "Dark Ages." Megyn Kelly
Ahhh, maternity leave. Those months (weeks? days?) where you simply stay home and care for your baby and, hopefully, yourself. If you are lucky enough to get it and are a mom in the U.S., it's not going to last very long, so you really want to take advantage of every second. But sometimes reality sets in, and your maternity leave becomes more about those other obligations that aren't cute and tiny. Not cool, but it happens.
Robyn Roche-Paull is a serious badass. That doesn’t sound like something you say about a lactation consultant, those gentle creatures encouraging calm and kvelling about endorphins, but Roche-Paull isn’t your average LC. She’s a veteran of the U.S. Navy -- where she was an aircraft mechanic -- and breastfed her son while on active duty.
Maternity leave can go from the most exhilarating time of your life to the most boring. When baby's up, you're up. When baby's asleep, you're trying to sleep ... but how many of us can do that? Moms, you need to find some way to amuse yourself.
Before I became a parent, if someone told me that I'd become so intimately aware of the laws surrounding the rights of a breastfeeding mother, I would have rolled my eyes. It's a natural mom-to-baby act that women have been doing for centuries, I'd have said. What does the law have to do with it? As the story of Sashay Brown, a female Washington, D.C. cop forced into an unpaid leave to keep feeding her baby, proves, a whole heckuva lot.
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Man, I love a good mommy war. Breast is best! BF Nazis hate feminists! It's so invigorating, so totally ... well, crappy, actually. So I'm extremely happy to report that the mommy wars are over! Hooray?