Even Anderson Cooper, known for his hard journalism and occasional bouts of on-air giggling, can only take but so much foolishness, as demonstrated yesterday when he had Sarah Burge on his show. You remember: she’s the self-proclaimed “Human Barbie” who holds the lofty world record for having the most plastic surgeries and the crazy lady who gave her then seven-year-old daughter vouchers for breast implants.

(Like any good mom who trains her child to think her body isn’t perfectly fine just the way it is and shudders at the thought of her baby going under the knife, Burge stipulated that the vouchers were not to be used until her daughter turned 18. Take that critics.)

Then she admitted that she helped her other daughter get Botox because she didn’t want to sweat. That’s when Anderson had stood all he could stand and clearly couldn’t stand no more, and kindly dismissed her from the stage. 

Sometimes you have to wonder why celebrities bother to hire help, as they are constantly getting sued by their former employees. The latest comes from Sharon Stone's nanny, who was hired to help Stone with her three sons. The nanny, Erlinda Elemen, started out as the "backup nanny" and then was promoted to the "head nanny." Wow, can you believe celeb moms have a backup and head nanny? Must be great to have all of that help. Except the help has a way of turning around and suing -- at least if you're famous.

Anyway, Elemen is claiming that Stone treated her like garbage, basically. Let's go down the list of bizarre complaints the nanny has ...

Some weird things have been happening over in Cannes. First, a male reporter tried to get frisky with Will Smith, who had to slap him down. Then Brad Pitt said that, well, he and Angelina might get married, someday, if, you know, everyone else can. But the weirdest, most oddtastic happenstance must be when Nicole Kidman squatted over Zac Efron and let a loose a yellow river of number one right on his handsome golden show -- I mean, golden boy face.

In a movie, that is. Kidman and Efron star in The Paperboy, the new flick from Lee Daniels, who directed Precious. It also stars Matthew McConaughey and John Cusack. And word has it that the movie is one of the most bizarro to be screened at Cannes.

Gwen Stefani's son's latest dye jobGwen Stefani has always been one of my favorite celebrity moms. She has a killer voice, rocking style, and the day her kids' clothing line started showing up in Target ranks right up there on the short list of best days for mothers of little girls who fancy themselves fashionistas. But please, for the love of Mike, would she stop dyeing her kid's hair?

Every time I catch a glimpse of 5-year-old son Kingston in the news, he has a new 'do in a new hue. Awhile back it was a blue mohawk. This week it's bleach blond. Yikes! Doesn't Gwen know what that stuff can do to a kid?

Michael McKeanYou know how break a leg is considered a good-luck term in theatre? I think maybe we should temporarily put that one on moratorium in favor of something specific for beloved comic actor Michael McKean. You know, like break a medical record in getting better.

McKean, who you may know from Laverne & Shirley, This Is Spinal Tap, or my personal favorite, Best in Show, is currently in a NYC hospital after being struck by a car on Tuesday. Apparently he was walking in the Upper West Side around 3 p.m. when a car hit him on a sidewalk, and judging by the disturbing photos from the scene of the accident, McKean got seriously banged up.

Remember that time when Camille Grammer was on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion and host Andy Cohen asked her what it felt like that her show got higher ratings than Kelsey Grammer's new show and she got this huge grin on her face and admitted she loved it? Well, Camille is set to start smiling again. Perhaps it was that thought of her cheating ex-husband, Kelsey, and his low ratings that spurred Camille back into the RHOBH fold.

We had heard in March that she wouldn't be returning to the show because she didn't want to expose her personal life anymore. Then, in May, we heard rumors she wouldn't be a full-fledged member of the show, but she'd be on it occasionally.

And now it is confirmed that Camille is back in RH action full time, baby. The truth is, she couldn't stay away. Seriously, that's what she said.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy! I have some great news for you today. You know how there really hasn't been a movie quite like Bridesmaids ever since, well, Bridesmaids? Like, a hilarious movie full of hilarious female cast members with a hilariously original script plus a hilariously hot Jon Hamm? Well, hold on to your poop-filled couture wedding dresses, as news has come out that the next brilliant female comedy will feature none other than Bridesmaids cast member Melissa McCarthy ... and also Sandra Bullock!

Their new buddy cup movie will also be directed by Paul Feig, who, yup, directed Bridesmaids as well. AND. AND. Parks and Recreation writer Katie Dippold is penning the script. This movie really can't lose ... can it? At least I'm hoping for a completely refreshing take on the buddy cop movie -- it is featuring two women, after all -- and not Miss Congeniality 3.

Congratulations to model Bar Refaeli who has come in at number one on Maxim magazine's 2012 Hot 100 list. There's no doubt she's hot, smokin', sizzling, gorgeous, beautiful, and all of the above -- TSA agents can't even resist her for god's sake -- but it's slightly surprising that she came in first on the list given that this is the first year in which readers were asked to cast their votes.

Much like last year's winner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Refaeli (who was number six last year) isn't a big-name star. While she's famous for her modeling and dating Leonardo DiCaprio (don't you wonder what he's thinking/regretting now?), she's not a household, blockbuster name. But she is hot, and that's the name of this game.